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Who am I? I’m the guy you see standing on the other side of the yellow tape that says “Do Not Cross”. The one that defies any and all limitations set by the ordinary. I’m the guy that hits you in the head with a nurf ball 3 aisles down in Wal-Mart. Ever see that guy standing in the window of a store, looking like a mannequin? You get real close and AHHHH, he jumps out and scares the shit out of you? Yup, thats right, thats the kinda guy I am. Sneaky Sneaky. I’m the guy that drives that raggedy ass car that smokes more then Cheech and Chong. You know that big ass brick house down the street? The one with 12 bedrooms, 6 cars, a pool and palm trees? Yea, I’m the guy in the shitty white apartments right next door.
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